Sunday, 11 October 2009

Teenage shags and a big glass dildo

I dreamt about A, we were teenagers, at my huuuge house trying to find a place to go to bed; then it turns into her huge house, quite like my old school, she wouldn't let me see her room, we went through many other rooms they all had random people in them, in the end I lost patience and also somehow my trousers, and her parents came home and I had to divert suspicion.  Her friend lent me her least-favourite trousers and I started off to get back to my house before my absence was remarked upon, but I got waylaid by a couple of wifebeater-wearing lesbians who were touching me up & saying how fine I was and I was seduced and one of them tried to do me with a big glass strap-on but it wouldn't happen without lube.  So I left and eyed up some blokes & thought how to go about seducing them.  Etc etc etc....  Then I'm sure threats of violence/murder/getting lost came into it but they generally do don't they.

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